Weather Humor Pillows

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

Carbon suicide

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

'Say, Fred...'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast