Weather Joke Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

LARGE FRONT

'Say, Fred...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

"We've got water views again."

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

"Hot enough for you?"

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

British Weather Bureau Symbols

'Ten percent chance of rain sounded pretty good!'

Weather forecasters tell lies!

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'