Weather Joke Enthusiasts Pillows

"It's wet, but it's a dry wet."

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

How You Know It's Spring...

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Say, Fred...'

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

LARGE FRONT

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

'It's frozen solid Darling: We're not meant to have aquariums...'

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'

"Hot enough for you?"

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

The Honesty Channel's Weather Forecast

"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!"

British Weather Bureau Symbols

'It wasn't a bad hurricane. The wind was at my back for the front nine.'

"W-w-w-who's he trying to kid?"

Weather forecasters tell lies!