Weather Humor Gifts

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

Man Sledging on his car

Captain steering house through flood.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

How You Know It's Spring...

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

'Today's stock rise was due to a high pressure system over wall street...'

'Sorry but that one definitely had to come out.'

'Say, Fred...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Global Forecasting Institute

Carbon suicide

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"

Sub-Zero Gravity

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"We've got water views again."

Met Office "It's a tornado watch"

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Summer Solstice Stonehenge

Using a Snow Blower in Dorm Room.

Naked man walking in the rain under an umbrella.

"Hot enough for you?"

'His lungs were fine. He died of hypothermia from all those fag-breaks outside.'