Weather Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"And this weather system is beginning to look like genitalia."

'I thin he has a split personality. Every time he does a rain dance it snows.'

"Hot enough for you?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Captain steering house through flood.

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

How You Know It's Spring...

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"How did you find the weather on your holiday?"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Say, Fred...'

Global Forecasting Institute

"I guess the weather forecast was right."

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"You think we like these extra playoff rounds?"