Cold Weather Joke Lover Gifts

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."