Cold Weather Joke Lover Mugs

'Are you kidding me!? You're from Scandinavia! You love coldness!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

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Eskimo Breaking Wind

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"It's an ice scraper. I sweat a lot."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"That guys a son of a birch."