Snow Joke Lover Mugs

'Salt!... Salt!...'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'