Snow Joke Lovers Mugs

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"That guys a son of a birch."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"It needs a bit of work."