Snow Joke Lovers Prints

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

"It needs a bit of work."

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'