Snow Jokester Prints

'Carl! You've got a flat.'

Snowprov

Rude Snowpeople

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"Brandy, coffee, decaf, herb tea, or cran-apple?"

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Shrinkage /ˈSHriNGkij/ noun: 1. the contraction of an object when cooled, 2. the 'Naked Cowboy' in Times Square on a really cold day."

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"The new year is an excellent time to celebrate new beginnings by exchanging gifts with those you love."

Santa making the most of his sack.

Rude Snowman

"It needs a bit of work."

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'I've told you before: Don't let your tongue touch your nose-ring when it's very cold!'

Deer laughing at hunter caught in a snow drift.

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

"Bless you..."

"I hear he's made from yellow snow..."

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

"Dude! Someone gave you snow moobs!"