Snow-loving Jokester Prints

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'