Snow-loving Jokester Pillows

"...You've won a 5-day's trip to Copacabana Beach...!"

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"That guys a son of a birch."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

"OK. You can wait until the last drop melts before you get on the scale."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"It's an amazing snowman darling. I see you've given him Mummys hat, Daddies gloves....and Grandpa's walking stick."