Snowy Humor Enthusiast Pillows

Snowman Driver

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"That guys a son of a birch."

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

"Oi! You little fucker!"