Snowy Humor Fans Pillows

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"Little help?"

Rude Snowpeople

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

The Itchy Back

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Don't worry, I come in peace today: Merry Christmas!'

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"Oi! You little fucker!"

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Well look who decided to show up."

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"

"Have you noticed, our insurance policy has expired?"