Snowy Humorist Pillows

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

The snow shovel is Joe's winter dance partner...

Snowprov

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Oh no, Doris. . . not implants!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Asides from today's wind-chill factor, what else might you consider all your parents' fault?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

It's a bit derivative.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Um...you have a little 'hare' in your nose."

"This is a stick-up."

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Melted But Not Forgotten

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

I think it's a food allergy.

Whoa, you've been working out.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

The Itchy Back