Snow Comedian Pillows

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Greco-polar wrestling

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Eskimo Breaking Wind

"Nothing like a snow zombie."