Snow Comedian Prints

'No Bobby. This isn't a crime scene. Those are snow angels'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Rude Snowpeople

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Greco-polar wrestling

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

My tail's cold.

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Melted But Not Forgotten

Church Parking Sign for Midnight Mass

Whoa, you've been working out.

"Nothing like a snow zombie."