Snow Humorist Pillows

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

"It needs a bit of work."

Rude Snowpeople

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

It's a bit derivative.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

Whoa, you've been working out.