Snow Humorist Gifts

Dead Snowman Police Outlines.

"It needs a bit of work."

Rude Snowpeople

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

Snowman Driver

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

It's a bit derivative.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"I've made a snow angel."