Snow Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'Shovel your street?'

"Snow piled up?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

The rocket powered skiier

Rude Snowpeople

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Snowman Driver

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"