Snow Humor Lover Gifts

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I've made a snow angel."

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Bless you.'

'You really need to get some balls.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Carrot shortage goes on.

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.