Snow Humor Appreciator Gifts

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"You have ice water in your veins."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

"I've made a snow angel."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

"What??? Surely you can't expect me to poop outside in this weather?"