Snowy Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Snowman Driver

Snowprov

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Rude Snowpeople

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Please, God, help me get up, that's all I ask... I'll go right to church..."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I've made a snow angel."

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

"Oi! You little fucker!"

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"