Snowy Humor Fans Gifts

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"Little help?"

Rude Snowpeople

Snowman Driver

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

'Don't worry, I come in peace today: Merry Christmas!'

The Itchy Back

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

How to Tell Spring is Here.

"I'm so sorry, I didn't realize the water balloons had already frozen..."

"What was she thinking?!?"

Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

"Oi! You little fucker!"

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

"Suncreen's for the birds right, Oscar?!"

'Welcome to our world standy uppy slippy world you swimmy jerk!'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

'We should have bought the piano first, and built the igloo around it.'

Gesundheit! - a christmas tree should be fresh.

Ahh, Spring! A time of growth, a time of green, a time for birdies to be seen. A time for hope across the land, a time for hankies close at hand! Aah! CHOO!

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"Well look who decided to show up."

'Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?'

"Harold, you fool, what were you thinking?!"

"When you said you were cooking up a big 'tom', I assumed..."