Winter Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Chanukah is worth melting for!

"Don't worry. He won't last long."

"Why does she have to put her nose into everyone's business?"

Snowman duel

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

Weather today.

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"You have ice water in your veins."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

It's a bit derivative.

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"