Winter Humor Fans Gifts

Public service announcement for bears.

'That Litchfield guy...what an orange-noser!'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

It's a bit derivative.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.