Winter Humor Fans Prints

Public service announcement for bears.

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"You have ice water in your veins."

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'