Cold Weather Humor Fans Gifts

U.S.- Israel 'Our relationship is as warm as ever.'

"Little help?"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

Weather today.

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

'He wants to return some shade trees because they stopped working in November.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Eskimo Breaking Wind

Uninhabital USA.

"I've made a snow angel."

"I see Linda and Gay moved back from down South. I knew that wouldn't last."

The Itchy Back

"Look at you, all gnarly and naked and gross!"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'Bless you.'