Cold Weather Comedy Lovers Gifts

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

"Everytime you touch me, I get frostbite!"

Weather today.

Greco-polar wrestling

'Be fair, George - how do you expect me to find your contact lens in this lot?'

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I see a lot of that at this time of year...you've got a nasty case of cabin fever!'

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

Uninhabital USA.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"Nothing like a snow zombie."

See U Next Year

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

'You really need to get some balls.'

A snowman missing his base begs for change.

Deep Snow All Around

'I tried wearing hot pants once -- they don't work at all!'

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'

Cows looking at an bottom ice sculpture: 'Yep, it's cold alright!'

"Never lose your cool."

How to Get Rid of All the Snow

Melting snowman roasting marshmallow on open fire.

"CCCOOOLD!"