Winter Comedy Lover Gifts

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"Call me?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Keeping warm.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

Love is in the air...

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Couple melting the snow around them.

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Salt and Pepper

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

A Prickly Pair

"It's about time."

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

Boyfriend of the Month.

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"Gimme the carrot!"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

George Clooney Machine

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

I want to hold your hand