Winter Comedy Lover Mugs

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Boy rolled into a snowball

Keeping warm.

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Love is in the air...

Couple melting the snow around them.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

Salt and Pepper

Boyfriend of the Month.

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

A Prickly Pair

Lady asking her fiance's son if she can be his new mother.

"It's a Wonderful Life" if it was written by scientists.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"You don't sniff my butt anymore."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

Lovers in toile de jouy

"I never let my hair down on the first date."