Holiday Comedy Lover Mugs

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'

'He calls it the incentive plan.' (Santa with gun)

'Oh! Oh! Oh!'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'He's got your nose.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

The Reindeer Strike

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Roscoe's Great Escape

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Santa's elves have to eat, you know."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping