Holiday Comedy Lover Pillows

'What do you mean you had a little fender-bender this afternoon with the sleigh?!'

'He calls it the incentive plan.' (Santa with gun)

'Oh! Oh! Oh!'

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Try me/try me/try me...

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'He's got your nose.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

The Reindeer Strike

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer had used to have a very shinysun-seekingtreacherouscharitablefame-seeking mobile nose

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Thanksgiving Game Highlights