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Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards

Santa Security Check

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

For Santa's Drone

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"So, what's your secret?"

'Oh, yeah, they take you in, dress you up and make a big fuss over you...then one day, you're out on the curb waiting for the wood chipper!'

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Santa Takes a Selfie

"We met in the Galapagos."

"I'll just need to see your baggage claim ticket."

"You have the Hum bug.'

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

"The accountant says we've got to cut costs, next year it's got to be 55% naughty and only 45% nice."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

Bethelehem Billboard.

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

'Mom said you had a twinkle in your eye... but it just looks bloodshot to me.'

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

"Boy, this is gonna be a long night!"

"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake."

'We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?'

"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Easter 2021

Biden Easter

"Well, look at that! I don't even think you'll need Rudolph this year!"

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

"Buy your own present twerp!"

Political Partridge in a pear tree spoof.

Santa on a scooter.