Holiday Humor Lovers Gifts

'On Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, and Vixen; On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen...wait, this can't be right.'

Santa's Snowmen Bodyguards

Santa Security Check

Christmas gift exchange - bah humbug

For Santa's Drone

'Oh, yeah, they take you in, dress you up and make a big fuss over you...then one day, you're out on the curb waiting for the wood chipper!'

"So, what's your secret?"

'I need just a hair cut off this.'

"No more for him, he has to drive."

'Doc, I just wanted to be a star.'

'It seems we have one more spot at the grown ups' table. Who's it gonna be?'

Reindeer's Jacket Reads: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE JOLLY OL' FAT MAN FELL OFF!

"You've been at the North Pole for a long time. How come you haven't moved to Florida?"

Santa Takes a Selfie

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"I'll just need to see your baggage claim ticket."

"You have the Hum bug.'

"The accountant says we've got to cut costs, next year it's got to be 55% naughty and only 45% nice."

SEE SANTA, ''Happy Holidays'? -- Don't tell me YOU'RE getting politically correct, now?'

Rudolph the Red Nodes Reindeer.

"We met in the Galapagos."

"Boy, this is gonna be a long night!"

'We need to be dressed up for Christmas morning! Can you help?'

'Mom said you had a twinkle in your eye... but it just looks bloodshot to me.'

'Merry Christmas sleepyhead! We're out of wine out here...'

Beginning to look a lot like Christmas

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

"The festive season makes me nervous, Bob."

'I see you enjoyed the milk and cookies.'

Captain Pointy No.65 - ...But it might just work

'I think the eight reindeer just look tiny by COMPARISON.'

Easter 2021

Biden Easter

Bethelehem Billboard.

"Well, look at that! I don't even think you'll need Rudolph this year!"