Fans Of Holiday Humor Gifts

'Don't worry about it -- we all have naughty thoughts now and then.'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Piranhaclaus

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Try me/try me/try me...

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'He's got your nose.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Santa's Helpers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.