Christmas Humor Aficionados Gifts

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Piranhaclaus

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"We don't use good and bad lists anymore. Now we have stupid, really stupid and completely nuts lists."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

"You have the Hum bug.'

Santa Enjoys Venison.

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"You've got a fairy light at the back."

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

I may have a belly full of jelly, but trust me, no one is faster at going through duct work.

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."

"Any chance one of you might hang around and be our sitter for New Years Eve?"

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"You know, Christmas isn't the only time I'm busy. ..the rest of the year I deliver for Amazon."

'Don't worry, I come in peace today: Merry Christmas!'

Christmas 2020

"We met in the Galapagos."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

Ho! Ho! Ho! From North Pole.

Christmas Hat Tree