Christmas Humor Enthusiast Gifts

How Santa really finds out which reindeer can fly.

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

WOW! Bottom bleaching really draws the crowds in these parts!

'In layman's terms, you appear to be suffering from the 'ghosts of mergers past'.'

"Rudolf! You're in no shape to guide my sleigh tonight!"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

'Yeah, that's right kid, I'm one of Santa's little helpers. There's been a product recall.'

'Bad news, guys. Santa decided to close this workshop and buy the toys from a sweat ship in China.'

'You've got a cheek asking me if I've been naughty. I saw you kissing my mum under the mistletoe last year!'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Santa brings toys.

'I can't talk now. I'm in the annual meeting.'

Santa's tramp stamp tattoo.

Christmas Spcial! Only $79.97...Olde English Suet Pudding - 50 Gal.

"I want to believe in Santa Claus, but it's tough in this post-fact, fake news era."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

"And my client will be seeking significant damages for being mistakenly placed in the naughty column!"

'He's got your nose.'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'