Holiday Humor Buffs Pillows

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hear you're very judgemental."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Piranhaclaus

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

Santa's Helpers

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I noticed a few browns."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Gesundheit!"

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'I've prepared a self-evaluation which you can refer to when you do my annual review.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'