Holiday Humor Buffs Pillows

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I hear you're very judgemental."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Piranhaclaus

Elfie Stick

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"I could get used to working remotely."

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

How to spot the infrequent Mass attendees.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'We can always cook it one half at a time.'

"I noticed a few browns."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Santa's Helpers

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Gesundheit!"