Holiday Humor Buff Pillows

The First Day of Christmas

North Pole Dances

"Better get the anti-freeze, love!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Night of the Latkes

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Piranhaclaus

Elfie Stick

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"Ninja bread men"

Hiding the electronics.

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Non-Denominational Carols

Fish snorkling above water.