Holiday Humor Buff Mugs

'Looks good to me, but I'll run it past Bill O'Reilly!'

No, I can't come back later --- You should have started untangling the lights sooner.

The First Day of Christmas

North Pole Dances

"Better get the anti-freeze, love!"

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Claus 2.0

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Night of the Latkes

High security Santa's grotto

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Elfie Stick

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Piranhaclaus

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Hiding the electronics.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

"Ninja bread men"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'