Christmas Humor Buff Mugs

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"I've made a terrible mistake."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Reindeer Strike

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Roscoe's Great Escape

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"