Christmas Humor Buff Gifts

"Why do I get lumbered with Myrrh!"

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Elfie Stick

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I could get used to working remotely."

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

Christmas on Other Planets.

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

A centipede's Christmas stockings

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

'That's right Bill, I caught the Gingerbread Man...'

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"I've made a terrible mistake."

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Rudolph With His Nose So Bright.

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."

'I mind my mother, and I do my lessons, and I'm here for the quid pro quo.'

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"This year let's choose a Christmas card design that reflects the situation the country is in. Let's go for a design that says: Bah humbug!"