Christmas Comedy Enthusiast Pillows

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

A trap for Santa

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Hip hop Santa.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Maybe this year..."

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

Politically correct Xmas presents

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

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Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

"I won't be needing you this year."

"Has your husband been exposed to Christmas at all?"

"Claus Trophobia"