Christmas Comedy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Then I said, let's stay with Santa's sleigh, but nooo ... you wanted to see a Rangers game!"

"... And merry Christmas to you too Santa!"

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

"Maybe this year..."

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Hip hop Santa.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Dear Santa, This Christmas please send clothes for all those poor naked girls on daddy's computer. Love, Veronica"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

Santa's Second Stringers.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

"The Three Wise Men followed a star...wasn't their GPS working?"

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Santa incorporates therapy into his repertoire.

About Santa 2017.

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

"You should join us for Thanksgiving."