Christmas Comedy Enthusiast Mugs

Elf Tortures Santa.

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

Mobster tries to recruit Santa as a hitman.

Santa's Second Stringers.

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

A trap for Santa

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

A centipede's Christmas stockings

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"I don't care who's naughty or nice anymore-I only keep track of who's crossed me."

Hip hop Santa.

Santa Claus and the Snowman Cross Paths

"Maybe this year..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Christmas dinner's almost ready dear.'

"Sharp shooter, huh? Well, I was attacked by an ax murderer!"

Your dad is a union man, isn't he?

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"Sorry I'm late. We were delayed when Rudolph caught a drone in his antlers."

Politically correct Xmas presents

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'Santas Ponzi Scheme'

'With all those presents Santa carries, do you think he packs heat? . . . And maybe he's not really fat, but he's wearing a kevlar vest.'

"Don't you love the smell of burning leather boots this time of year?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

Notice! Due to COVID, all reindeer games are postponed indefinitely.

'Never mind the price, what the hell is myrhh?'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'...So I figured with all of this free cooling why not install a data center?'

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