Winter Joke Lover Gifts

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"Oooo. That's cold."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Great! Thanks to the damn mortage crisis, we've got to live in a neighbourhood now where we wake up with yellow feet every second morning...'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"Turns out it was all water weight."

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

"Our special today? Hot wings!!"

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

"I've made a snow angel."

"You're really serious about that diet!"

"I'm wearing it wrong?"

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'Bless you.'

'No, we don't need his DNA to clone him, just some fresh snow.'

'Is it plugged in, or isn't it? There's only one way to find out!'

'You really need to get some balls.'

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

Carrot shortage goes on.