Winter Jokes Fan Gifts

"Yessss!! Today is my lucky day!!!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

It's a bit derivative.

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'