Winter Jokes Fan Gifts

"Yessss!! Today is my lucky day!!!"

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

I made snow angels in my good clothes and mom gave me the devil for it!

'There, that should freak 'em out.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'It's easy, just wee!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

"I'll admit I've packed on a few extra pounds, but it's only water weight."

Snowman and stickmen losing arms

"Yes, it's snowing in my office. Corporate feels utilities, like heat, are a luxury."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

Well, technically, no, you don't have seasonal affective disorder.

A diuretic! Are you sure about this?

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Oooo. That's cold."

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

"Still getting those hot flashes, Margaret?"

Throwing snowballs: Ow! That one had a potato inside!

'Didn't I warn you not to have the vindaloo?'

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Turns out it was all water weight."

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

It's a bit derivative.

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

The only place it's okay to pick your nose.