Winter Joke Appreciator Gifts

Snowman half melted, computer lies on the floor. Other snowman says: 'I warned you about using that laptop.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Laughing Zone Ahead

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Frosty the Repairman"

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

OMG.

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

"Smart Arse"

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

Artichoking victim

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."