Winter Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'The Groundhog tests have come back. I'm afraid you only have six weeks to live.'

'Bless you.'

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'

Snowman about snowman fallen on ice: 'Obviously they would have had time to clear the ice.'

A snowman lost his head after sneezing

'Why on earth would anybody want a 'cooling-off period'?'

'I'd help you but I'm ergonomically challenged.'

Carrot shortage goes on.

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"Have you noticed we're not very diverse?"

'Cut back on the heat.'

"It's your turn to shovel the perch."

"Hi chums, I'll try anything once."

"We haven't had any snow so far this year...so I made it out of mud!"

"Just look at Miss High and Almighty, standing there with her nose up in the air."

"And stop calling me a drip!"

"Disgusting! Those two just took a roll in the hay!"

"It's freezing out here - can I come in?"

"The bully at school keeps calling me a snowflake."

Snowman: 'Maybe we should put down a towel first..?'

"I told you not to use that electric blanket."

"I've made a snow angel."

"I'm not thrilled with the cosmetic surgery, but at least now everything doesn't smell like carrots."

Keeping warm this winter...

Snowman

"It reminds me of my dad. He's got a big head, and his eyes are bigger than his stomach."

The Abominable snowman.

'No, not abominable. The normal kind.'

Bird on icy lake in shopping trolley.

"I'm on strike."

Apartments for rent. Central Air!

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Frosty decides to have a carrot job

"Just how many lumps did you put in my coffee?"